OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEYYY!!

Ohhey guys,

Sorry we havent been talking as much :/ its been a busy week and weekend here in the Bear fruit bowl. Banana has some interesting stories, but ill let her share...shes also a little spoiled right now :/

Mama and Papa Banana are comin in this weekend so she's trying to ripe at least. As for me, i think there's a worm inside makin my juice go bad because i also seem to be going spoiled :/ not good!!!! Mama apple is comin in this weekend for parents weekend, she cant c me like this!!!

Anywho...got two test tomorrow, one over the chemistry of fruit and another on foreign language on fruit stickers. Wish me luck!!!!

but hey dont think i dont have funny stories for you...i do! my friday sucked!!!! ended babysitting a rotten carrot...he drank too much carrot juice and got a little fruity if you know what i mean ;) he kept trying to give me some and spilled some all over my polished peal...-__- urggg...never will i ever party with a carrot again... especially him. but boy was it a site.

~spoiled

dank booty ass stankk

so all today bananas been getting this wiff of booty ass stank. ummm wtf? i thought it was just the musty old drawer or the rotting ceiling tiles but noooooo banana found the culprit.. right as shes going to put on shorts to go to Narnia the stench hits her and her roomies once more. 

"DAMMMM banana" exclaims apple, clutching what little life lives on in her nose. 

"It wasnt me!! i swear! my peal musta not dried fullly after i washed it last week!" 

moral of the story is do not leave wet clothes in an already cold room because it will not dry on its own and will mold and stink up the crib. 

all in all, this has been quite the eventful weekend, and ive done laundry the past 4 days in a row -_-

Go take a shower

~Banana

clifftoop campsite!! safe as can be

on the cliff :)

OHHH HEYYY

Camping adventure 2011!!

We began our evening in Cameron Park then moved to Lake Waco, then back to Cameron Park where we nearly slid down a mountain side, luckily we got ahold of some bamboo an pulled ourselves back up....we then set up camp (a sheet on the rocky surface...great for the back) on a cliff, and just as we are about to fall asleep park rangers inform us we are in violation for climbing over the fenced cliff due to recent deaths of students falling off! AWESOME!!! just as we were gonna sleep on the cliff we get busted -__-. we then drove a good ten minutes to Hewitt were we ended up sleeping in a disc golf field , freezing our tails off ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! no blanket.....


FUNNNNNNN time if you ask me.....i only spent a few hours digging out rocks out of my apple peel and trying to realign my core...

ohhhh and we spotted a robber on the cliff trying to steal all our valuables..its ok we chunked rocks at it :)

~bumped and bruised

Apple cleaning up her forest after bring it back with us... more lataa :D

ohhh how i love no sleep -_-

I basically woke up at almost noon today but get this i wake up to a massive sneeze attack and with a lovely raspy voice, Awesome... (probably had too much bahama mint, mint, coconut, and blueberry steam last night) WHOOOOOOPS ;) 

besides that i was productive, as well was Banana,

Got my inspction to make sure I was a good Apple for my job, made a quick run to Wally-World and then we cleaned our fruit bowl from end to end...i guess you'd say...

Camping tonight!!!!!!! hopefully we don't rot and get eaten out there...

WISH US LUCK!!!

I love people :p...especially when they have no clue whats up..literally

So,

As my P.I.C. said our night was quite eventful, the best so far here at Bear grounds....

so after not even two cups of "juice" one of our new friends went on vacation and we didnt see her for the rest of the night...falling down, mackin'on guys she JUST met, and more, was some of the best entertainment i'd watched in a long time....
Seriously, like Banana and I havent watched an ounce of TV in almost a month!!!!!!!!!

I love watching other fruits fall from the tree :) especailly last night!

~Honey Crisp

Oh hey campers..

So our weekend commencement was UBER eventful. Not only did we pick up some more tails but we had a DAMM good time piling into cars with WAY to many people, meeting new peps, seeing randos from class at "get thogethers" and afterward breaking equipment (banana sliced open her peal :() and flowing lika mofo was just the cherry on top.


needless to say YOU KNOW DAMM WELL WHAT HAPPENED :}

i feel a little ridiculous but this is the only safe way or drying my shorts without them shrinking

jank ass vacuum

be causing all sorts of unnecessary problems for me tody.


 i mean all i wanna do is tidy up the place BUT noooooo this dust bag, literally, is from the freaking 18th century and dosen't budge.
              AT. ALL.
                                                so i have to pick it up and move it every time cus it doesn't bend like regular suction devices. OH and on top of that it docent even pick up anything when you run over junk, so you have to back over it like a granny ass wipe.


i mean
          COMMON NOW.
             REALLY??

cracked up to this video in small group today.. just watch :3

http://youtu.be/sePF-Dp0gRI

this guy.... Hitting the books earlier today

i'm a life saver :)

Ohhheyyy!!!
forgot to tell you guys about my night!!!!

so last night i made out with dummies for an hour.........(yummy)


....I am now once again CPR ceritfied, choking anyone??? i can help!!!

~Red Delicious

GRRRRRRR....

Really people..come on

Sooooo,,,
I'm sitting in my math class this morning minding my own business, trying to nap and this giant of a freshman starts to cough as if he is gonna upchuck his entire gastrointestinal tract first reaction..look to see who's disrupting my nap time...didn't find the kid the first time, so again i fall back into a daze and *COUGH COUGH COUGH* im now disgusted because of the loogey sounding cough this kid has, and i finally spot him... he's friggin chewing dip!!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!! and to top it off his "spit bottle" is clear so i can see his nasty-ness...i about threw up.... maybe if you stop chewing your cough will go away!!! i mean really..come on this is MATH class!!! not free time. oh and the professor didnt seem to care.... come on people..really??

Apple a day keeps the doctor away..so eat up!!! just as long as it isn't this Apple :p

Bored waiting for apple to get home already

boring day...so far that is.....

Apple here...

so definitely didn't make it to 8am chem, but hey that's ok! y???  ummm cuz that time i woulda been in class i was doing my hair :) so hey it's a good hair day!

Anyyy whooo...Banana and I are trying to come up with ideas for this weekend...we're thinking camping and sleeping in trees..it's a must..any suggestions?


GEEEEEEZZZ LOUIISSSSSS!!!!! its gonna be a long day.. 

Apple out.

P.S.. stay tuned for adventures with AppleandBanana live from Moody's!!! TONIGHT!!!

Bananas and libraries just don't mix

banana spent an hour rummaging up and down the empty aisles looking for just one of a whopping 8 books to respond to for her christian scriptures class.
                               -_-
when the lights turned off she made like a banana and split :p

were being breached...

this is not ok.

Intro

Back in the dorm with apple after one of the best dinners we've had thus far :3 it was poppin yo so we bounced on outta thereee
anywho im banana~ and my partner in crime is apple. she be on the phone with her mod-ray, procrastinating homeworkk. banana be figuring out this blog stuff while apple be talling her mod-ray bout the little girls in love at work.
 imean common lessbiahonest... ;)

kay kay toodles